the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to die....

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!