The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through water

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to not have any power.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!