The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!