The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to see through glass

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!