The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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Death at will

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!