The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!