The power to change your mind

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!