The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to be your self

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!