The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to shit shards of glass

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!