the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Being Aquaman

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to eat food

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!