ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!