The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!