The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to breathe

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to see through glass

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!