THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power die if you think.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!