The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to die on command

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to send future you crazy

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!