the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to eat food

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to fart at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!