The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to die....

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!