The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to bi ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!