The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to take away your power.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to see through water

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!