The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to die and get away with it

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to fly indoors

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!