The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to win the crying game

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!