The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be your self

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!