the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!