The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power.

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Death at will

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!