Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Melting

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to make fish drown.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!