The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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power to breathe

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to speak Braille.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!