The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to think.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!