the power to see through bananas

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to not have a power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to die at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!