The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!