The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to poke

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!