the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to create another human

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

The power to not finish your....

the power to fly in space

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to make fish drown.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!