The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Endless falling....

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!