[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to go blind at will.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to have children at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!