- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

the power to bi ugly

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to turn into paper

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to hate someone you don't even know

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to spell backwards.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to hatch from an egg

Pointless Super Powers