The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to create nothing out of nothing

The power to transform into yourself

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

The power to die at will.

the power... to read this

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power.

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

The ability to make your text green on google

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The ability to breathe automatically

The power to have no powers!

The power to see in to the future of one second

The power of love

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to eat soup with a fork.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!