The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to eat your own face.

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!