The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to die at will

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power spite flower

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!