The ability to shrink your penis

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!