The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!