The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to die

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!