The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!