The power to think about useless power

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to nit propely

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!