The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be a human

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!