the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!