the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!