The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!