The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

the power to murder Joey and get away with it

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

50% invisibility while farting.

to have the super power to do nothing

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The power to not hear thunder.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

the power to speak only in binary

The power to be half invisible

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

the power to convert farts into burps.

Guys, it's over.

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!