The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!