The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!