The power to think.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!