The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!