the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to annoy people

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to write about power.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to fly in space

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!