The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see through glass

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to be phone

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!