The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!