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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird
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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.
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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...
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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)
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The ability to be in fashion.
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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals
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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles
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The power to have bad luck!
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make your arm REALLY. fart power
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The power to be quite good at checkers.
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The power to think.
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The power to instantly kill yourself
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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The power to die but once
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the power to troll people that are dead
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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.
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the power to speak in sign language.
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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....
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Night vision that only works during the day
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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.
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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.
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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.
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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!