The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to think.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to eat food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!