The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to shit brix

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to not have power

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!