You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!